Hola mis amigos (loosely translated to “Hello My Friends” in Spanish). My writing partner and I have just finished a hilarious spec script for Modern Family entitled “Phil Phest”. I know, hilarious doesn’t do it justice, but I am too lazy to go to thesaurus.com to find a more betterish word. What is Phil Phest, you ask? You will have to read to find out, but here is a brief synopsis below to wet your pickle (or your vagina, for the fairer sex). Read Phil Phest here: Modern Family; “Phil Phest” (give it like 8 seconds to load — I have dial up)
In the shockingly funny episode “Phil Phest”, Cameron and Jay prepare to participate in the annual “Man-Boy” football game to honor legendary high school football coach Bruce Manboy. Left out of the action, Phil carries on the tradition of Phil Phest — a Dunphy family competition involving American Gladiator style games, stair luging and the dreaded blindfolded boulder toss. Claire and Gloria find themselves in a competition of their own to see who still has the sex appeal to win over the the adolescent boys participating in the football game. It is an episode filled with humor, love, tears, a reference to a little known ordinance concerning the capture of wild birds and Cameron doing the “Dougie” – as in ‘teach me how to dougie, teach, teach me how to dougie”.
Please, please read the script. Right now preferable. If you don’t like it, please give me your name and address and I will send you a venomous snake from the Everglades.
If you do like it, please leave very nice comments, pass it along to an agent or some other writers you know, and hook a brother up. If you choose the latter option, I will send you a bag of kiwis. They will be delicious, I promise.
If you want to contact me concerning this script, please email me at stugold@ufl.edu — if you don’t want to contact me, just disregard this last part.
Cheers,
Stu
(p.s. don’t steal my script. i will not send you the kiwis. plus it is registered with the LOC/WGA/NAACP.
